Thursday, December 30, 2010

Old Town Root Beer Company

With an invitation to become an owner of one of their stores adorning the label, this might be the grassrootiest of all root beers.

John: Not bad. A little minty, sweet, and a dash of cinnamon if you try to notice it. There's a lingering syrupy aftertaste. It hovers somewhere around a ** or **1/2.

FRED: NOT BAD BUT THE MORE YOU HAVE THE LESS YOU LIKE IT. AVERAGE. **

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Zuberfizz

From Durango, Colorado comes an independent brew with probably the weirdest name yet. Like the other Colorado brew we sampled (Barrel Brothers), Zuberfizz fancies itself a creamy, draft-style root beer. Let's see what else these Rocky Mountain beers have in common.

John: Yes, it is creamy. In fact, it tastes like some whipped cream was added to the pot. The flavor also suggests a touch of caramel. It is a sweet-tasting brew all around. A little too sweet, though, and not unique enough to ask for seconds. But assuredly a high quality brew. ***

FRED: SWEET GOOD FLAVOR. BIT TOO SWEET TO DRINK TOO MUCH. ***

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Snake River Sarsaparilla

From the Jackson Hole Soda Co. comes another old west saloon staple: Snake River Sarsaparilla. Will it be pleasing, or will we flush it down the hole?

John: This is a sweetly herbal mix: with a very strong flavor of licorice and oily fennel plant, and a whiff of sagebrush, it's like drinking the deserty outdoors. In aftertaste, it is the licorice that remains. I probably wouldn't go out of my way to drink it again, but not bad at all. ***

Jo: This is a pretty good holiday treat, spicy and a hint of mint, and fragrant bouquet that tickled my nose. It fell short on the bubble factor, and was a little on the sweet side for me. ***

FRED: GOOD SARSAPARILLA BUT A BIT SWEET AND SYRUPY. STRONG LICORICE TASTE. ***

Pithy Little Soda Works

A small batch, small town, independent brew out of San Luis Obispo, CA, Pithy Little Root Beer is the creation of the Pithy Little Wine Company, who discovered that at their wine tasting events, there was invariably one "pour soul" who didn't drink wine and was stuck drinking water...until they invented their root beer, that is. So let's see how these small time vinters do in the Big Boy world of Root Beer.

John: Strong and bold and definitely one of those hard hitters. Strong anise, strong licorice, and the tart astringence of crushed pine needles. Not my favorite, but not disagreeable enough to low-ball with a 2. ***

Jo: Not shy on flavors! Strong at first taste but really balances out nicely. Different with the mint, licorice, and anise flavors. ***

FRED: PRETTY GOOD ROOT BEER. NOTHING SPECIAL EXCEPT STRONG LICORICE FLAVOR. LINGERING AFTERTASTE. **1/2



IBC

In the root beer world, three letters send waves of awe and admiration through thirsty enthusiasts' bones: I... B... C! Dating from the same year as the preeminent and iconic two-lettered brew A&W, in 1919 the Independent Brewing Company out of St. Louis, Missouri, crafted an American brew that is still the darling of legions of fans. We, however, are objective, critical, and as cold as a frozen mug in our reviews, so we'll give you a straight shot of truth when it comes to IBC's true quality.

John: Great looking bottle. Good initial spice taste that rapidly gets enveloped by sweet sassafras. Good fizz, and almost remarkable, but a little too generic at the end of the day. For a better alternative of a similarly styled brew, try Sioux City Root Beer (reviewed below). ***

Jo: Great effervescence. Great root beer smell, but the flavor just didn't measure up. Not bad but not a 4-star. ***

FRED: AVERAGE ROOT BEER. NOT EXCITING. ALMOST GOOD. ***


Jack Black's Dead Red Root Beer

Arrrrgh, Mateys, we've unearthed us some Pirate Brew. Claiming a vintage from 420 years ago (which is interesting considering root beer was only invented about 130 years ago), this is one of the newer, gimmicky root beers that is trying to sell to the younger crowd by including guarana and caffeine in their brew--two ingredients notably absent from virtually every other root beer on the planet, but ubiquitously found in energy drinks like Red Bull. We're willing to walk the plank and try some.

John: Mildly sweet, with a delicate berry flavor (the guarana extract) almost as prominent as the root beer flavor. Gimmicky, but as gimmicky as it is, it's not too bad. **

Jo: This is not root beer--not even 420 years ago. Flat, mild, fruit flavored beverage with a nasty aftertaste. *

FRED: BESIDES THE LYING LABEL THE TASTE IS UNPLEASANTLY ROOT BEER ISH. *

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Triple XXX

From West Lafayette, IN, the home of the Purdue Boilermakers, comes a root beer with a tantalizing and intriguing name: XXX, which claims to "make thirst a joy." Will they get three stars from us to match their moniker?

John: It's hard to describe how bad this root beer is. The worst of the worst. Other one star brews may taste horrible, but at least they're trying; But XXX is the weakest, most watered-down impersonation of a root beer I've ever tasted. It's just root beer infused tap water--that got diluted with more tap water. Even the stuff you get for a quarter in a can from the supermarket is better (and cheaper). Exactly what you'd expect from West Lafayette. I'll give it one star instead of zero, only to make sure I don't confuse a Purdue grad who may be inclined to think I forgot to rate it. This stuff just sucks. Boiler down. *

Jo: Puck furdue. You can put that on my review, I don't even have to taste it. *

FRED: UNPLEASANT FROM THE FIRST TASTE. WEAK AND BORING. LIKE WATERED DOWN ROOT BEER. YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY THIRSTY TO DRINK THIS. *

Dad's

Dad's is an old-time Chicago root beer that dates from 1937. Could this be the brew to redeem the windy city for its slew of disappointing root beers? (e.g. Berghoff's and Filbert's).

John: Dad's is done right. Woodsy and rooty. Easy to drink and a great flavor. Nothing fancy, just good. A root beer anyone can handle. A classic to enjoy! ****

Jo: Finally, a good root beer! Hints of cherry and sweet woodsy flavors, and feels like little spiky needles in my mouth, which I love. ****

DAD: VERY GOOD OLD TIME SIMPLE ROOT BEER. ****

Friday, December 17, 2010

Sprecher's

Brewed with pure Wisconsin honey right from the combs, Sprecher is gas-kettle fired and ready to drink!

John: You can really taste the honey in this one, along with a startlingly prominent accent of oak wood. The aftertaste is sweet and lingers. All in all, a little too much: if they toned it down a little they perhaps could have attained our coveted four star ranking. ***

FRED: DIFFERENT AND GOOD BUT A BIT TOO MUCH HONEY AND WOODSY. ***

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Henry Weinhard's

Originally brewed during prohibition, Henry Weinhard's is a gourmet root beer with foam, foam, and more foam to spare! Brewed with sassafras, vanilla, and wild honey, this just might be the tasty treat we've been waiting for!

John: Lots of foam, a smooth texture, and a mild and subtle taste profile (hints of vanilla ice cream and brown sugar) make this a truly delicious beverage. Due to the perfectly balanced carbonation, and with a texture that feels like it was poured right off the tap, this is the first root beer we've had that tastes like root beer, and not root beer flavored soda pop. Thick, luscious, creamy, delicious--but not overpowering. A root beer fit for Zeus. *****

FRED: GREAT OLD FASHIONED ROOT BEER. MILD FROTHY SMOOTH AND SIMPLE. *****

Monday, December 13, 2010

Kemper's

Thomas Kemper root beer dates from only 1990, but already enjoys a reputation as belonging to the upper echelon of root beers. Brewed with honey, this should be "one honey of a root beer."

John: Smooth and mild with gently sweet tones of spiced honey and cinnamon, and just a drip of vanilla extract. Smooth sipping, sweet, and sophisticated. ****

FRED: NICE. SWEET BUT NOT TOO SWEET. GOOD FLAVOR ROOT BEER. NICE MILD AFTERTASTE. *****


Sunday, December 12, 2010

Sioux City Sarsaparilla

We already know that Sioux City root beer is a good, solid beverage...is their sarsaparilla even better? Continuing with the old west theme on the bottle, this claims to be "the grandaddy of all root beers." Let's taste and see if quality is handed down in the Sioux City family tree like a cherished Winchester '77.

John: Other sarsaparillas we've sampled have thoroughly overdone it, brewing an excessively rich and syrupy soda in their quest for individuality. Not so here. This is a solid, good tasting brew. Woodsy and mild, but brewed with a streak of sweet sassafras root that runs through the bottle like a gold vein, this is what western gentlemen drink on a Saturday night. Recommended. ****

FRED: EXCELLENT SARSAPARILLA. REFRESHING AND SATISFYING. MILD. *****


Frostie

It's time to get into the Christmas spirit, and what better way than to enjoy a nice frosty glass of Frostie root beer! With snow and Santa adorning the artwork on the front of the bottle, this is sure to be a delicious yule tide treat!

John: This root beer has too little to work with and is trying too hard: initially bland, a heavy wintermint flavor then evolves that makes this taste like a combination of chewing gum and listerine. The aftertaste sticks to your mouth and lasts, yet the drink still manages to taste watered down. This is the root beer equivalent of finding coal in your stocking. **

Jo: The best thing about this root beer was the flavor in the after-drink belch. I didn’t enjoy drinking it though, it was heavy and licorice-like, and coated my mouth with a film. **

FRED: AVERAGE ROOT BEER WITH OVERWHELMING AFTERTASTE. A BIT GUMMY. FLAVOR NOT PLEASANT. **

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Barrel Brothers

From the rocky mountains comes a modern root beer that announces what it's shooting for right on the label: "creamy vanilla." So, if you don't like creamy vanilla, stay away. We like all stripes of root beer, so we drank it.

John: This is one of those root beers that makes a good first impression, but whose stock diminishes directly in proporition to the amount you put in your stomach. Nice foamy head? Check. Sweet vanilla flavor? Check. Smooth and creamy? Check. A little gross the more you drink it? Check. So share a bottle and it'll be worth the experiment. I'm feeling generous. ***

FRED: A NEW ROOT BEER. GOOD BUT NOT GREAT. VANILLA AND CREAMY. ***

Friday, December 10, 2010

Olde Brooklyn Root Beer

Something about New York root beers makes me hesistant, waiting to expect the worst. Maybe it's the legacy left by Dr. Brown's, but I had to steel myself for Olde Brooklyn and put my prejudice in the back seat. Who knows, maybe I'll be surprised and it'll be great!

John: Surprise, it's not that good. Good initial first taste, but after a few drinks it tastes like cheap, sweet soda with some artificial grape flavor added. Different, but not in a stimulating or interesting way (like Bundaberg's is, for instance); it just tastes like run of the mill sugar water. **

FRED: PRETTY GOOD ROOT BEER BUT A FLAVOR I CAN'T DESCRIBE. NOT GREAT. **

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Filbert's Old Time Quality Draft Root Beer

Dating from 1926, Filbert's is a Chicago brew from the prohibition era, when George Filbert delievered milk, ice, and coal in a horse-drawn wagon to local homes. Evidently George figured that brewing root beer would be profitable during prohibition, and his secret recipe endures to this day! Let's hope that it's an improvement over that other Chicago brew, Berghoff's, which is disgusting (see review below).

John: Something's just not right. A little bitter, a little melted-vanilla-ice-cream flavor, it tastes like some tonic water fell into the barrel. **

FRED: PLAIN SIMPLE ROOT BEER. NOTHING SPECIAL. **


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Boylan

A root beer that dates from 1891, this may be the olde-tymiest root beer on the market! The secret weapon on the ingredients label this time around is Yucca extract, a desert plant used to make soap. So I'm ready to wash my hands clean of my old root beer loyalties and try a taste from centuries ago!

John: A strong scent of burnt caramel wafts from the open bottle. On the tongue the caramel flavor is enhanced by an accent of sweet apples. I'm not sure where the Yucca extract fits into this, but overall it is a tasty drink, and very fizzy. A less carbonated, thicker texture might better suit the flavor profile. ***

FRED: AN INTERESTING DRINK AND QUITE GOOD BUT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE ROOT BEER TO ME. **

Jackson Hole Soda Co. "Buckin' Root Beer"

Yeeee Haw! Jackson Hole Soda Co. has delivered a root beer with a kick! Will it kick our love for root beer up a notch, or will we kick it to the curb?

John: A leathery, peppery root beer with a strong bite reminiscent of pepper trees, balanced by an underlying taffy sweetness. Not for the faint of heart. ***

FRED: REMINDS ME OF A BARNYARD. NOT A PLEASANT TASTE. STRONG. PUNGENT. *

Monday, December 6, 2010

River City Root Beer

Few root beers brag as much on their label about the quality of their brew as does River City--and they play the nostalgia card big time: "River City Root Beer brings back memories of a time gone by. When the sky was bluer and the clouds whiter and the breeze off the river kept you cooler." etc. etc. Since this stuff is made in Sacramento, their pitch sounds like pure P.R. The test is in the taste.

John: A sweet, rooty flavor, with an extra infusion of wintermint to add some bite and crispness. It stops way short of being remarkable, but falls squarely into the "good" category. It could exist, or not exist, and the world would go on turning. ***

FRED: GOOD ROOT BEER. ROOTY AND A HINT OF MINT. ***

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Bundaberg Australian Root Beer

G'day mates! Today we're sampling a brew from down undah! Can those Aussies compete when it comes to America's national beverage?

John: The most interesting aspect of Bundaberg is the bottle: with instructions to invert before drinking, and a laundry list of herbal root extracts, it promises to be a unique root beer. The taste: sweet, herbal, homeopathically medicinal. Not recommended if you like a traditional root beer. But I didn't really dislike it to the degree my colleagues did. As the song goes: It's not root beer, but it's not bad. ***

Jo: The Witchdoctor called and wants his medicine back. I had a hard time swallowing the first dose. At least it has effervescence, but I'll stick to Robitussin. ** (only because the bottle was neat)

FRED: THE DIRECTIONS SAY TO INVERT THE BOTTLE BEFORE DRINKING. OBVIOUSLY IT IS MEANT TO BE DRUNK IN AUSTRALIA. AN OLD ABORIGINAL HERBAL REMEDY. IF YOU DRINK A FULL GLASS NEAR A TOILET YOU DONT NEED TO HAVE AN ENEMA. NO STAR.

Abita

Boasting "pure Louisiana cane sugar" on its label, Abita may be the last word in southern comfort.

John: A rich luxurious scent like syrup floats from the bottle, and the taste follows: too syrupy, too sweet, spiked with a tiny suggestion of mint and anise. A bit too heavy for this reviewer. **

Jo: With the tease of having 'pure Louisiana cane sugar', this beverage should be called 'Boring Cane Sugar Soda". Too syrupy and a sweet flavor, but not root-beery enough. The title says it all: it's just "a-bit-a" root beer flavor. **

FRED: ALMOST LIKE ROOT BEER. BORING. **

Rat Bastard

Rat Bastard root beer encourages its drinkers to "spread your lips and ingest." That's just what we did. Was it a fulfilling experience? Or did we do the walk of shame back to the refrigerator?

John: A pleasant licorice scent greets the nostrils, but the taste is rather mild and forgettable, with just a hint of licorice. The aftertaste is the worst part of the profile--a little acrid and bitter, like rat droppings on the back of your tongue. **

Jo: Hmmm, smells pretty good... vanilla, licorice, oh boy! But then I spread my lips to ingest a mouthful of flatness, bitter flavor, and a lingering dirty aftertaste. I wish I could have those calories back. **

FRED: NICE MILD ROOT BEER. BIT LICORICY. ***

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Hank's Old Fashioned Root Beer

John: Unlike other root beers we've tried, Hanks had a very subtle cherry bark flavor that was mild and pleasing. Hanks is not thick and rich, but pleasantly light with fizzy carbonation. Refreshing and tasty, subtle all the way around. ***

Jo: The first gulp hits your mouth with loads of effervescence, and spiky mouthfeel. I only wished the bubbliness lasted till the last drop, it faded too quickly. The flavor was mild, with hints of almond and bark- a little woodsy and fruity. I'd drink it again for sure. ***

FRED: DARN GOOD OLD FASHIONED ROOT BEER. NO SPECIAL QUALITIES. BIT TOO MUCH CARBONATION. TINY BUBBLES. ****

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Americana

With pure cane sugar, organic honey, and extracts of licorice and sassafras root, this promises to be a top notch brew. We need a good root beer to break our losing streak, is this it?

John: The initial scent is complex and captivating, with essences of vanilla, honey, and licorice. The taste is extraordinary: So many flavors perfectly balanced, and none overbearing: the honey adds body and mild sweetness to the brew, and is balanced nicely against the licorice and sassafrass root spices, with only a hint of vanilla and nutmeg to round out the flavor. It is not too sweet a root beer, nor is it too herbal and spicy--all the flavors are in perfect proportion. Americana has depth and complexity without overdoing it. The aftertaste is clean and does not linger too long. This is a really, really good root beer. ****

Jo: There's just nothing wrong with this root beer. Its all around good flavors, mild sweetness, and old fashioned routiness is a winner! ****

FRED: EXCELLENT ROOT BEER. MANY SUBTLE FLAVORS. VERY SATISFYING. ****

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Berghoff's Famous Chicago Root Beer

Berghoff's was a famous old time Chicago restaurant that among other things was known for its fresh draft, homemade root beer! While the restaurant is now defunct, the brew survives and is rated highly among many root beer enthusiasts. Today, we see if we can break our losing streak of reviewing medicore bottles and find something to celebrate for a change!


John:
1st taste: "Wow, this is delicious. Four stars for sure!"
2nd taste: "Actually, it's a little too syrupy and sweet, not as good as i first thought. 3 stars though."
3rd taste: "Ugh. That aftertaste is too sugary and lingers. I don't want to drink any more, but I'll finish out the glass to be fair. 2 stars.
4th taste. "This aftertaste is disgusting; it's like artificial sweetener. And I can't get rid of it. My mouth is coated in this stuff and it's gross. Only root beer in history to go from four stars down to one in less than 2 minutes. I still can't get rid of that foul aftertaste. Please Bring Dr. Brown's back to wash it down! *

FRED: FIRST TASTE IS DECIEVING. THE RATING GOES DOWN WITH TIME. TOO SWEET AND SYRUPY. BIT GUMMY. AFTERTASTE LINGERS SWEETNESS. **(revised--see below)

FRED (revised via phone communication): "LOWER MINE TO A ONE. I STILL HAVE THAT [EXPLETIVE] AFTERTASTE AND IT'S AWFUL." *

Monday, November 15, 2010

Mason's Root Beer

Mason's is an old time Atlanta brew that dates from 1947. We know those southern boys like their tea sweet. What about their root beer?

John: The most interesting thing about Mason's is that it has a slight fruity or berry flavor. The only other brew we've encountered so far that has had fruit overtones was A.J. Stephan's Sarsaparilla (see review below). ***

FRED: PRETTY GOOD OLD ROOT BEER. A BIT FRUITY AND PLEASANT. ***

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Waialua Root Beer

The first and probably only Hawaiian root beer to make our list, Waialua is a pure Hui tonic marketed to Haolis like us! Brewed with Hawaiian sugar cane and Hawaiian vanilla extract, there's only one thing left to do: Drink it, Kook!

John: The initial scent is sweet and strong with delicious aromas of vanilla. Unfortunately, the scent proimises something that the taste doesn't even remotely deliver. In fact, it's the opposite: bitter, medicinal, like quinine. That being said, I didn't find it unpleasant, it's just very different; like moving from a fish up to a big gun. It was an unreal experience, but this stuff is basically Barney water, so i'm bagging it. **

FRED: IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN TO HAWAII AND ENJOYED THE PEACEFULLNESS AND TRANQUILITY OF THE ISLANDS, THE SOOTHING OF THE WARM WATERS AND THE TROPICAL BREEZES THEN DONT DRINK THIS ROOT BEER.; HOWEVER IF YOU FEEL SICK WITH TOURISTA THEN THIS MIGHT BE THE SHOT YOU NEED. MEDICINAL AND UNPLEASANT.*

Faygo Original Root Beer

Faygo sodas have enjoyed success and popularity in the midwest for over 100 years. But more importantly to us, in 2009 Bon Appetit magazine named Faygo the best tasting American root beer, profiling it as "dry and crisp, with a frothy head, a good bite and a long finish." This stuff must be good! Let's find out if those food snobs know what they're talking about.

John: On one hand, there is nothing out of the ordinary about this brew, but on the other hand, that's its strength: if you had to describe root beer to an alien race, you could just hand them a Faygo. Its root beer flavor is simple yet sophisticated: rooty, but a strong splash of peppermint accounts for its crisp bite. It's not too sweet and the mint aftertaste lingers long enough to prompt another swill. Refreshing and good. ***

FRED: JUST AN OLD TIME ROOT BEER WITH LITTLE FLAVOR AND BORING. **

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Whiskey the Root Beer Cat!

Let's take a moment out from our busy lives to say hello to Whiskey (Boobers), the official Root Beer Cat of routebeer.blogspot.com!

John: Soft and fuzzy, tolerant, and very patient. Cute and relaxed but more friendly to some than others. ****

Jo: Extra digits. Costumes. Fluffy. What's not to like? ****

FRED: JUST A GOOD OLD FASHIONED CAT **

Dog n' Suds

Dog n' Suds talks a good game, but underneath the facade lurks a thoroughly mediocre root beer.

John: First of all, I don't know where the suds are. As you can see in the photo, the liquid surface is completely flat. It's not that the taste is bad... it just doesn't really taste like anything. Some caramel/butterscotch accents can be detected in the flavor, but that's about it. It's like they left some ingredients out. It's worse straight out of the bottle--a dirty metallic tang affects the beverage making it almost unpleasant to consume. **

FRED: AVERAGE BUT BORING. NOT MEMORABLE. **

Friday, November 12, 2010

Columbia Soda Works Sarsaparilla

So is sarsaparilla root beer or isn't it? Some sarsaparillas are indistinguishable from root beer, and some (like today's subject) don't really taste like root beer at all! In fact, my associate on this blog didn't even want to review it because he didn't think it qualified as root beer. But I convinced him that our legion of fans deserved every shred of information we could provide in this survey, and that view carried the day.

Columbia is an old gold mining town in the foothills of the California sierras. A neat little place, Columbia Soda Works claims to be "bringing back the taste of the Old West" with "A taste as rich as the Mother Lode!" Can their sarsaparilla live up to that claim... or is it just another load?

John: Very strong and unique flavor, with very prominent licorice and fennel in the scent and in the taste. Definitely a taste as rich as the Mother Lode. The problem is that it's a little too sweet, a little too syrupy, a little too licoricey. It gets 3 stars for its unique boldness and initial good taste, but only 2 for full-bottle drinkability. **

FRED: CLOSE TO ROOT BEER BUT MORE LICORICE FLAVOR. SWEET AND SYRUPY. **

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Sioux City Root Beer

Okay, back on track after that Dr. Brown's debacle. Sioux City presents itself like something that might be found hiding in an old west saloon, cradled gently in the palm of Doc Holliday or Wyatt Earp as they play a friendly round of Jick, Jack, Jenny, and the Bean Gun. Now we'll tell you what we think, shooting straight from the hip.

John: Good stuff. Not a fancy, gourmet style root beer, this stuff does indeed taste more "western,"--woodsy with prominent tones of sassafrass root, yet gentle on the palate. The sweetness is balanced nicely with the spices. This is a gentleman's root beer. Easy to drink and refreshing at any time. ***

FRED: GOOD OLD FASHIONED ROOT BEER. BIT TOO SWEET AND SYRUPY.***

Dr. Brown's Original Root Beer

Dating all the way back to 1869, Dr. Brown's is a famous New York city root beer! The soda's creator--a pediatrician--originally treated the children in his neighborhood with his own celery-flavored soda before branching out into brewing root beer. But enough of the history lesson, we're concerned with only one issue: How does it taste?

John: Probably the quickest-dying foam of any root beer yet. The flavor is weak and the aftertaste borders on rancid. Perhaps we got an original bottle left over from 1869? Hands down the worst root beer we've reviewed so far, it was like choking down medicine to finish it. Maybe it's better out of a can. *

Jo: As far as being a “Flavor Favorite” as the bottle promises, I have to disagree. The flavor didn’t offer anything special that you want in a root beer, it was more like dirt beer. A special dirt brew with bitter afternotes. Kind of like coming down with a flu- at first you feel a little off, and as time goes on you get progressively assaulted by the virus and you just have to tough it out till it’s out of your system. *

FRED: AWFULL. NOT WORTH A REVIEW. TASTES STALE. *

Monday, November 8, 2010

Sea Dog and Capt'n Eli

Today we have a dual entry on account of the suspicious similarities noted between two root beers: Sea Dog and Capt'n Eli. Oddly, both contain identical ingredients ("Water, cane sugar, caramel coloring, natural & artificial flavors including wintergreen oil, anise, and vanilla, spices, herbs, citric acid, and sodium benzoate as a preservative") and both are brewed and bottled by companies out of Portland, Maine. Obviously there is some story here, but the real question is: do they taste the same? And, if not, which one is better? We did not shrink from the challenge, and we found some answers.

John: The initial pour showed that Capt'n Eli's yielded a much foamier head than did Sea Dog's, and the color of the foam was different, too: Captian Eli's had more of a caramel tinge, while Sea Dog's looked like white caps foaming off the Atlantic coast. As for taste, I won't keep you in suspense: Capt'n Eli's sent Sea Dog down to Davy Jones' Locker. Eli's had more vanilla/caramel flavor and a better balance all around; Sea Dog was like a weaker version of Eli, only with more wintergreen extract, and less taste. Eli's gets **** easy; Sea Dog has to settle for ***. It's not an offensive root beer--just not great.

JoJo: Capt'n Eli: I'm happy I pulled Capt'n Eli's out of my fridge. This is a well-rounded, easy to drink root beer with lots of vanilla and good effervescence. The mild biterness keeps the sweetness in check. I'll even drink the whole bottle. ****

FRED: CAPT'N ELI. FROTHY FLAVORFULL AND TASTY. ****

SEA DOG: GOOD BUT NOT SPECIAL. SIMILAR TO ELI BUT LITTLE BITTERNESS, **


Sunday, November 7, 2010

Route 66 Root Beer

Today's contender is another newbie looking to cash in on the nostalgia beverage market: Route 66 Beer. Among the items of interest on the ingredients label is the comparatively low amount of sugar used (28g--other root beers sometimes weigh in at 42 grams or higher), and the use of quillaia root extract (also known as Chinese Bark or Soapbark, and traditionally used among native Peruvians to cure dandruff and bronchitis).

John: Surprisingly mild. The quillaia extract gives a very mild root beer flavor. Not too sweet, although the aftertaste has a sugary quality that lingers. Good enough, but i don't need to drive down this road again. ***

FRED: MILD FLAVORFULL NOT TOO SWEET. REFRESHING. ****

Saturday, November 6, 2010

A&W Root Beer

The one. The only. The classic. Two earth-changing events happened in 1919: The Versailles Treaty, and the creation of what would become the most celebrated and famous root beer of all time: A&W. But does it stand time's test? Can it hold its own against the armada of gourmet root beers we have been surveying on this blog? Now is the time to find out.

John: A root beer that doesn't let you down, A&W does indeed have that "frosty mug taste"--it tastes like an old fashioned root beer float with melted vanilla ice cream, like it just came out of the soda jerk's tap. This root beer proves that you don't need gimmicks like "made with pure cane sugar" or copious amounts of anise and nutmeg to brew a top notch root beer. As you can see from the empty glass, we drank it all, enjoying every drop. A true American classic. ****

FRED: NOTHING FANCY JUST GOOD OLD ROOT BEER.FROTHY MILD AND SWEET. PERFECT FOR BLACK COWS. ****

Friday, November 5, 2010

A.J. Stephan's Sarsaparilla

Sarsaparilla is the afficianado's root beer. And since we're root beer afficianados, we'll sample any sarsaparilla we can find. Today we're going after a Boston Brew: A.J. Stephan's.

John: This stuff surpised us both--when we poured it out, it had a purple tinge to it! Kind of syrupy in texture, I noticed a grape-like flavor right off the bat, giving way to sassafras root and oily fennel taste. The pure cane sugar sticks to your teeth afterwards. Yummy. ***

Fred: DEFINITELY FROM ROOT BEER FAMILY BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. STICKY AND GUMMY BUT MILD AND SWEET. SYRUPY AFTERTASTE. ***

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Fitz's Premium Root Beer

An old time root beer that boasts an original recipe from 1947, Fitz's is a classic from a bygone era!

John: This is a sweet root beer, lots of sugar. But that's okay because the flavors are so good. Smooth and creamy with a touch of vanilla, it goes down easy. As you swallow more flavors evolve, like caramel and candy corn. A bit of licorice at the end. Very delicious, easy to drink. ****

Fred: CREAMY MILD SMOOTH AND SWEET. LASTING AFTERTASTE. ****

Sparky's Fresh Draft Root Beer


Sparky's Root Beer, out of Monterey, California, claims to be "leading the Root Beer Revival," with their homemade, kettle-brewed root beer. They brew with pure cane sugar, honey, and "natural ingredients."

John: The scent when you open the bottle is powerful and sweet. A great smelling root beer. This is a different tasting beverage. The honey gives it a full body and considerable sweetness, but the sweetness is offset by other spices, such as fennel and peppermint. A hint of eucalyptus extract suggests the California Coast. This is a great dessert beverage, in small doses. But an entire bottle is a challenge. A powerfully individualistic root beer. ***

Jo: Not only can I handle Sparky’s, I can handle a whole bottle and enjoy it. So take that bro. I liked the smooth honey vanilla flavor, and pungent root beer scent. My custom blend would have a little less honey flavor, but it was very unique, and good. ***

FRED: STRONG ANISE WITH SWEETNESS OF HONEY. LONG AFTERTASTE. HARD TO TAKE TOO MUCH. **

Olde Rhode Island Molasses Root Beer

Olde Rhode Island is a heavy, black, full-bodied root beer. Allegedly made from "an old New England recipe," you can imagine this being consumed by hearty fishermen along with a bowel of thick clam chowder after a long, hard day at sea. Dense and syrupy, the beverage more closely resembles a hefty stout beer than a root beer.

John: The first taste of this root beer surprises one with a complex but not overly-sweet flavor. A hint of molasses and mint fill out the thick-bodied brew. After a few swallows it becomes heavy and difficult to finish. By the end, it's just too much, even though I was splitting only a single bottle with my dad. Still, it has a very unique flavor profile and something everyone should try once. ***

FRED: INITALLY GREAT TASTE BUT AFTER A FEW SWALLOWS, IT SEEMS HEAVY AND OVERPOWERING. A FULL GLASS WOULD BE DIFFICULT. **